A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”
一個(gè)婦人走進(jìn)一家寵物店，看見一只很可愛的小狗。她問店主：“你的狗咬人嗎？”

The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.”
店主說：“不，我的狗不咬人�！�

The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.
于是這個(gè)婦人試著撫摸小狗，可是小狗卻咬了她。

“Ouch!” She says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”
“哎喲！”婦人說，“我想你剛才還說你的狗不咬人�！�

The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”
店主人回答說：“那不是我的狗。”