【篇一】
The cock and the precious stone
公雞和寶玉
A COCK， scratching for food for himself and his hens， found a precious stone and exclaimed： “If your owner had found thee， and not I， he would have taken thee up， and have set thee in thy first estate； but I have found thee for no purpose. I would rather have one barleycorn than all the jewels in the world.”
一只公雞在田野里為自己和母雞們尋找食物。他發(fā)現(xiàn)了一塊寶玉，便對寶玉說：“若不是我，而是你的主人找到了你，他會非常珍惜地把你撿起來；但我發(fā)現(xiàn)了你卻毫無用處。我 與其得到世界上一切寶玉，倒不如得到一顆麥子好�！�
這是說自己需要的東西才是真正珍貴的。
【篇二】
A child and ramie
孩子和苧麻
A child was careless ramie stabbed， he rushed home and told his mother： “I only lightly Pengyi what， it was my painful thorns.” Mom said： “Because of this， it will thorn you. if the next time you met Ramie， to a courageous and seize it， it will be in your hands become soft as silk， you will no longer be stabbed. “
一個小孩不小心被苧麻刺了，他急忙跑回家，告訴媽媽說：“我只輕輕地碰它一下，它就刺得我很痛�！眿寢屨f：“正因為如此，它才會刺你。下次你如果再碰到苧麻，要勇敢地一把抓住它，它就會在你的手中變得柔軟如絲，不再會刺傷你了�！�
It is said that many people are serving hard against soft.
這是說，許多人都是服硬不服軟的。
【篇三】
被燙死的蒼蠅
Mr. Smith： Waiter， there‘s a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter： Yes， sir， I know---it’s the heat that kills it.
史密斯先生：服務(wù)員，我的湯里有一只死蒼蠅．
服務(wù)員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的．
【篇四】
結(jié)婚真的很花錢
A little kid fell in love with another little kid， a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class， when they’re eight or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-oldkid came back home and asked his father， “Father， is it expensive to be married？” And the father said， “Yes， son， it is very expensive.” So the son asked， “How much does it cost？” And the father said， “I don’t know， son. I’m still paying.”
有個小孩愛上了另一個小孩，對方是學(xué)校的同學(xué)。八歲或十歲左右的孩子有時會迷戀班上某個人，然后就以為自己戀愛了。因此這個八歲的小孩回家問他爸爸：「爸爸，結(jié)婚很花錢嗎？」爸爸說：「是啊，兒子，非常花錢�！箖鹤佑謫枺骸敢ǘ嗌馘X呢？」爸爸說：「我不知道，兒子，我到現(xiàn)在還一直在付錢�。 �
