"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術(shù)，手術(shù)后醫(yī)生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了�！�

"that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?"
“真是太糟糕了！”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎？”

"no, but i am always thirsty!"
“不疼，可是我總感到口渴�！�