【#少兒英語(yǔ)# #少兒英語(yǔ)帶翻譯笑話【三篇】#】英國(guó)人有他們獨(dú)特的英式幽默，他們流傳的英語(yǔ)笑話讓人會(huì)心一笑，今天，®無(wú)憂考網(wǎng)給同學(xué)們收集、整理了幾則特別有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話，希望大家能開(kāi)心開(kāi)心，一起來(lái)看看吧！

Improvement【篇一】

One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"

"Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

進(jìn)步

一位學(xué)生對(duì)另一位說(shuō)：“你的英語(yǔ) 最近學(xué)的怎么樣?”

“很好，我過(guò)去不懂英國(guó)人說(shuō)話，可現(xiàn)在是英國(guó)人不懂我的話了�！�

To Go to Heaven【篇二】

Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up ..... what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up -- don't you want to go to Heaven?

Terry: I can't. My Mum told me to go straight home.

去天堂

主日學(xué)校的教員：想去天堂的人舉起手來(lái)，把手舉起來(lái)。。。你呢，哈里?你還沒(méi)舉手呢-- 你不想去天堂嗎?

哈里： 我去不了，因?yàn)閶寢屪屛乙环艑W(xué)就回家。

How Many Rabbits?【篇三】

Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?

Jonathan: Nine, sir.

Teacher: Nine?

Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.

多少只兔子?

老師：好，喬納森，假如我給你三只兔子，第二天我又給你五只，你一共有多少只兔子?

喬納森：一共有九只，先生。

老師：九只?

喬納森：先生，我本來(lái)就有一只。