【#少兒英語# #少兒睡前兩分鐘英語笑話小故事#】學習英語不能急于求成不可能一口吃成胖子。兒童階段英語學習對孩子來說工作量還是很大的，孩子不可能一口吃成胖子，也沒有捷徑可走。如果真要找個捷徑的話，那就是讓孩子輕松、愉快地學習，但是時間和精力是必須付出的。如果抱有“速成”的心態(tài)，就要適得其反了。以下是®無憂考網(wǎng)為您整理的《少兒睡前兩分鐘英語笑話小故事》，供大家查閱。
1.少兒睡前兩分鐘英語笑話小故事
健忘小姐
My friend Pam has a problem remembering numbers.After moving. she gave out her new phone listing. One.acquairitance tried to call hey but reached a travel agency. The agent said she'd received a lot of calls for Pam. The caller apologized and said she'd try to reach Pam at her office.
我的朋友潘，特別不善于記數(shù)字。她搬走后，把她的新電話號碼給了大家。一個熟人議圖給她打電話，結(jié)果卻打 到了旅游局.那里的代理商說，他已替潘接了很多電話。打電話的人道了歉，并說她再往潘的辦公室打電話我她。
"If you do get hold of her，”the agent replied，"will you tell her that her order is in at Sears?"
“如果你能找到她的話，”代理商回答說:“你能告訴她嗎?她在希爾斯商店訂的貨已經(jīng)到了�！�
2.少兒睡前兩分鐘英語笑話小故事
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs: "I pray for a bicycle. I pray for a new toy."
兩個小男孩在祖父母家過夜。睡覺的時候，兩個小男孩跪在床邊開始祈禱，這時小一些的孩子扯開嗓子大聲喊道：“我祈求得到一輛自行車。我祈求有一個新玩具。”
His older brother leaned over, nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
他的哥哥靠過來，用肘輕碰他說：“你為什么這么大聲喊叫呢？上帝又不是聾子�！�
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
弟弟回答說：“是的，但是奶奶聽不到呀！”
3.少兒睡前兩分鐘英語笑話小故事
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As the mother of three small children born two years apart, I'm often very tired in the evening. Their father and I have set strict rules that after stories，prayers, one drink and the bathroom scene，they must go to bed and stay there.
作為一個每隔兩年生一個小孩，現(xiàn)已是三個小孩的母親，我到晚止時常感列精疲力盡。他們的父親和我給孩子們訂下嚴格的規(guī)定:講完故事、祈禱、喝水、上廁所之后，他們必須馬上上 床睡覺。不許再干別的事。
One night，after a particularly trying day，all three were finally tucked in and I headed to the kitchen for some cookies，milk and solitude. I had just started to relax when I was surrounded by three little people，standing there watching me eat. Turning to their father I asked，"Do we relent or stick with the rules?"
一天晚上，經(jīng)過了一番努力，三個孩子終于鉆進了被窩。我來到了廚房想吃點餅干，喝點牛奶，獨自呆一會兒。我剛想放松一下，就被二個孩子團團圍住。他們站在那兒盯著我吃東西.我轉(zhuǎn)向他們的父親問:“我們還要不要遵守規(guī)定了?”
Our three-year-old piped up，”Stick with the rules,Mom. "
我們?nèi)龤q的小孩說:“媽媽，還是堅持按規(guī)定做吧!”
Knowing she didn't really want to be sent back to bed,I asked，"And what are the rules，Mellisa?"
我知道她不想去睡覺，就問:“瑪麗莎，那么規(guī)定是怎么說的呢?”
"Share with one another,"she replied.
“有福同享。”她回答說。
4.少兒睡前兩分鐘英語笑話小故事
The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a story. From time to time, she would take her eyes’ off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
小女孩坐在祖父的膝上讀故事。她時不時的從書上轉(zhuǎn)移視線抬起頭來碰到他褶皺的臉。隨后她摸摸自己的臉頰又回去摸摸祖父的。
Finally she spoke, "Granddaddy, did God make you?"
最后她問：“爺爺，是上帝創(chuàng)造的你嗎？”
"Yes, sweetheart" he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
“是啊，甜心。”他回答道：“上帝很久前創(chuàng)造出了我�！�
"Oh" she said, then "Granddaddy, did God make me too?"
“喔�！彼卮�。接著又問道：“爺爺，上帝也創(chuàng)造了我嗎？”
"Yes, indeed honey" he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."
“是啊，當然了寶貝。”他向她保證：“上帝只是不久前創(chuàng)造的你。”
"Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it now isn't he?"
“喔�！彼卮�。又分別感受了兩人的'臉頰，邊觀察邊說：“上帝的技術(shù)越來越好了，是不？”
5.少兒睡前兩分鐘英語笑話小故事
沒把頭發(fā)全剪掉啊
miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. while miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.
麥爾斯有時在上班時間去理發(fā)館理發(fā)，但這是違反辦公室規(guī)定的：職員只能利用自己的.時間理發(fā)。一天，正當麥爾斯理發(fā)時，經(jīng)理碰巧也進來理發(fā)，而且就坐在他旁邊。
"hello, miles," the manager said. "i see that you are having your hair cut in office time."
"你好，麥爾斯，"經(jīng)理說。"我看到你在上班時間理發(fā)了。"
"yes, sir, i am," admitted miles calmly. "you see, sir, it grows in office time."
"是的，先生。正是這樣。"麥爾斯平靜地承認了。"可先生，你看，頭發(fā)是在上班時間長的。"
"not all of it," said the manager at once. "some of it grows in your own time."
"不全都是吧，"經(jīng)理立刻說，"有一些是在你自己的時間里長的。"
"yes, sir, that's quite true." answered miles politely, "but i'm not having it all cut off."
"對呀，先生，你說得很對。"麥爾斯禮貌地回答說，"但我并沒有把頭發(fā)全都剪掉啊。"
