【#少兒英語# #幼兒睡前英語笑話小故事#】孩子想要提高自己的英語知識，最簡單的方法就是練聽力和口語，因?yàn)槁犃陀⒄Z口語是最基本的，而聽力和口語提升最快的方法就是復(fù)讀聽寫，聽念復(fù)讀就是說反復(fù)去聽這些英語單詞，聽寫就是聽了英語單詞和英語句型然后寫下來，聽念就是聽了默默跟著念一遍，然后再越念越大聲，越念越清晰，越念越快速。聽寫是精聽，要聽出每一句話的意思，觀看英語影視劇不能只看劇情和中文字幕，應(yīng)該好好研究英文，是全部都能不看中文字幕就理解。 下面是©無憂考網(wǎng)為您整理的《幼兒睡前英語笑話小故事》，僅供大家參考。
1.幼兒睡前英語笑話小故事
冰箱里的小兔子
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.
一位女士打開冰箱門，發(fā)現(xiàn)一只兔子坐在其中的一層隔板上，就問它：“你在那里做什么?”
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
兔子回答：“這是Westinghouse對不對?”(Westinghouse，西屋電氣公司)
The lady confirmed, "Yes."
女士確認(rèn)道：“沒錯(cuò)。”
"Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."
兔子說：“那就對了，我就是要往西邊去�！�
關(guān)于英語笑話故事：從哪兒來的
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
兔寶寶：媽咪，我是從哪兒來的呢?
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
兔媽媽：等你長大點(diǎn)再告訴你。
Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
兔寶寶：噢媽咪，現(xiàn)在就告訴我吧，求您了。
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.
兔媽媽：如果你一定要知道，那我告訴你你是從魔術(shù)師的帽子里被拽出來的。
2.幼兒睡前英語笑話小故事
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe,it started to rain.
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one," Go home and get the umbrella."
The little turtle replied,"I will,if you don't drink my offee."
"We won't，" the other two promised.
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle,"Well,I guess he isn't ing back,so we might as well drink his coffee."
Just then a voice called from outside the door,"If you do,I won't go."
三只烏龜
三只烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。于是的那只烏龜對最小的烏龜說，“回家去取傘吧�！�
最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去�！�
“我們不喝，”另外兩只烏龜答應(yīng)說。
兩年后，大烏龜對中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們能夠把它的咖啡喝掉了�！�
正在這時(shí)，一個(gè)聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去�！�
3.幼兒睡前英語笑話小故事
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but itdoesnt really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact,Ive farted(放*) at least 20 times since Ive been here in your office. You didnt know I wasfarting because they dont smell and are silent."
有位小老太太去看醫(yī)生：“醫(yī)生，我有愛放*的毛病。其實(shí)也不是大問題，只是我放*不臭而且沒聲音。事實(shí)上，我在這里已經(jīng)放了20多個(gè)*，但是你并不知道對吧，因?yàn)槲业?不臭，而且還沒聲音�！�
The doctor says, "I see. Heres a pres cription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven daysand come back to see me next week."The next week the lady goes back.
醫(yī)生說：“好的，我明白了。吃這個(gè)藥片，一天三次連續(xù)吃七天，下星期你再來�！�
"Doctor," she says, "I dont know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although stillsilent... stink terribly."The doctor says, "Good! Now that weve cleared up your sinuses(鼻竇) ,lets start working on your hearing."
一星期后老太太來了，“醫(yī)生，你到底給的我什么藥，現(xiàn)在我放*還是沒聲音，但是怎么這么臭!”醫(yī)生說：“太好了!你的嗅覺正常了，現(xiàn)在開始治聽覺。”
4.幼兒睡前英語笑話小故事
可憐的喬治
George is a little monkey. He lives in a deep forest. He likesjumping and climbing trees. He is happy every day. But he has ashortcoming. He is curious.
喬治是一只小猴子。他住在大森林里。他喜歡在樹上跳來跳去，爬上爬下。他整天都樂呵呵的。但是他有個(gè)毛病，就是太好奇。
One day an old man goes by the forest. He carries a lot of straw hats. George sees the man, and the man sees George, too. The man says to himself, “What a lovely monkey! I will catch him. I will take him home.”
一天， 一個(gè)老人路過大森林，他帶著許多草帽。喬治看見了這個(gè)老人，老人也看見他了。老人自言自語道：“多可愛的猴子啊!我要捉住他，把他帶回家去�！�
The man sits down and thinks over. George sees and also sits down.
老人坐下來。想著辦法。喬治看見了，也坐下來。
The man has an idea. He puts a hat on his head, and puts other hats on the ground. Then he pretends to sleep.
不一會老人有個(gè)辦法，他戴上一頂帽子，又把其他帽子放在地上，然后假裝睡覺。
George is curious and looks at the hats. “I will be nice if I put a hat on my head.” George thinks. Then he climbs down from the tree, picks up a hat and puts it on. The hat is too big, and covers George’s eyes. George can’t see. And the man gets up at once, rushesout and catches him quickly.
喬治很好奇，看看帽子，心想：“要是我戴上一頂，肯定好看。”于是爬下樹，撿起一頂帽子戴在頭上�？墒敲弊犹罅耍谧×怂�'眼睛了。那個(gè)老人一下站起來，沖過去，迅速地捉住喬治。
Poor George!
可憐的喬治啊!
5.幼兒睡前英語笑話小故事
The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a story. From time to time, she would take her eyes’ off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
小女孩坐在祖父的膝上讀故事。她時(shí)不時(shí)的從書上轉(zhuǎn)移視線抬起頭來碰到他褶皺的臉。隨后她摸摸自己的臉頰又回去摸摸祖父的。
Finally she spoke, "Granddaddy, did God make you?"
最后她問：“爺爺，是上帝創(chuàng)造的你嗎？”
"Yes, sweetheart" he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
“是啊，甜心�！彼卮鸬溃骸吧系酆芫们皠�(chuàng)造出了我�！�
"Oh" she said, then "Granddaddy, did God make me too?"
“喔�！彼卮稹＝又謫柕溃骸盃敔�，上帝也創(chuàng)造了我嗎？”
"Yes, indeed honey" he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."
“是啊，當(dāng)然了寶貝�！彼蛩ＷC：“上帝只是不久前創(chuàng)造的你�！�
"Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it now isn't he?"
“喔�！彼卮�。又分別感受了兩人的'臉頰，邊觀察邊說：“上帝的技術(shù)越來越好了，是不？”
