A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.

　　"Imitate birds," the man said.

　　"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."

　　"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

　　模仿鳥兒

　　一個(gè)人想在一個(gè)舞臺(tái)劇中找份工作�！澳隳芨墒裁茨兀俊必�(fù)責(zé)人問。

　　“模仿鳥兒，”那人說。

　　“你在開玩笑吧？”負(fù)責(zé)人答道，“那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打�！�

　　“噢，那就算了。”那名演員說著，展開翅膀，飛出了窗口。